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You Don't Know Crazy
04:12
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YOU DON’T KNOW CRAZY
I’m looking for somebody
And I know what I want
You don’t have to be some stupid debutante
A troubled girl is perfect for me because
even diamonds are full of flaws and
It doesn’t matter if you’re falling apart
I’m just looking for somebody with a beautiful heart
She's flipping tables and
She's mentally unstable but
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy
She’s lighting shit on fire
But that don’t even phase me
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy at all
I don’t date models
of good behaviour
I like a girl with
a sense of danger
I don’t want no one from the magazine rack
I just want someone
who has my back, well
I want a girl who will call me on my shit
if she’s crazier than me well I wouldn't a mind bit
She's flipping tables and
She's mentally unstable but
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy
She gets a little bit stabby
But my memory is hazy
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy
She’s 27 but she’s going on 12
She looks like heaven but she treats me like hell
Well I don’t care cuz
She might just save me
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy at all
I met her down at the mall
maybe it’s true
maybe we’re all
just a little unhinged
and a little unglued
without a net
I'm walkin’ on a tightrope
They called the cops on us
And then they tazed me
They threw the book at us but
they only grazed me
90 years from now when we're pushing up daisies
I’ll be dead but she’ll still be crazy
She’s 27 but she’s going on 12
She looks like heaven but she treats me like hell
Well I don’t care
She just like me
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy at all
You Don’t Know Crazy
You Don’t Know Crazy at all
Like I know crazy y'know
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It's Not Fun to Stay at the YMCA
There’s a place you can go if you like
misery on display every night
someones always moaning through the walls
naked strangers roam the halls
and there’s a shit in the elevator.. woah
it’s not fun to stay at the YMCA oh no
no matter what you’ve heard
it’s not fun to stay at the YMCA oh no
no matter what you’ve heard
Stay a while
it won’t cost you a lot
just your soul and any dignity that you’ve got
left my friend
Garbage bag suitcases and dirty sheets
spiders and flies
broken toilets drenched in blood
what more can you ask for
it’s not fun to stay at the YMCA oh no
no matter what you’ve heard
it’s not fun to stay at the YMCA oh no
no matter what you’ve heard
it sucks! x 4
It’s not a crime to be poor
most of the time
It’s not a crime to be poor
most of the time I’m pretty sure
It’d not a crime to be poor
most of the time
but I don’t know anymore
it’s not fun to stay at the YMCA oh no
no matter what you’ve heard
it’s not fun to stay at the YMCA oh no
no matter what you’ve heard
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I'm Drawing A Blank
03:58
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I’m Drawing A Blank
Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok
Alright Alright Ok Ok Ok
A testament to too much drinking’
A testament to too much smoke
I’m always askin’ “What were you thinkin?"
I’m always thinking that I’m always broke
Where are my keys at? I don’t remember!
Who put the mattress on the lawn?
Where is my TV set?
Where’s my receiver?
I can’t remember where the money gone?
Who did this?
Who did this?
I don’t know!
I’m drawing a blank
I’m drawing a blank
Ok Ok Ok Ok
Let’s figure this out
Who ate up all these pills?
Who maxed out my credit card?
Who called you up at 5 in the morning?
Who took a shit on your neighbours yard?
Who does that who does that who does that?
I don’t know!
I’m drawing a blank
I’m drawing a blank
Who ate the food in the refrigerator
Left nothing but an empty milk container
Who could of done that must be some kind of monster
Who is responsible? That’s a no brainer!
Don’t think too hard (iDab)
Who crashed my car? (iDab)
Who’s seeing stars?
Who said that it would be OK?
Who let the time slip away?
I’m drawing a blank
I’m drawing a blank
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Andy's Got A Jam Jar (Up His Butthole)
Modern life is so demanding
His parents aren’t very
understanding
Square peg in a round hole
pressure rising
Something is finally going to blow
Now Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Once Again? once again!
All the girls, they despise him
nothing ever, satisfies him
4AM, 7-11
Jam Jar and he’s on his way to heaven
Now Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Andy’s got a Jam Jar (up his butthole)
Again? Once Again! Once Again! Once Again!
He can’t stop / won’t stop
Can’t stop / won’t stop
Can’t stop / won’t stop
Says he can stop whenever he wants to
Says he can stop whenever he wants to
Says he can stop whenever he wants to stop
But everyone knows he can not!
Now Andy’s got a jam jar up his butthole he slipped and fell once again
Andy’s got a jam jar up his butthole he slipped and fell once again
Andy’s got a jam jar up his butthole he slipped and fell once again
He slipped and fell once again
He slipped and fell once again
He slipped and fell once again
or so he claims
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Jesse Jams and the Flams Edmonton, Alberta
Mumble Punk pioneer Jesse Jams lives life one smoke at a time, prefers menthol, real talk and good
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Jesse Jams - Guitar / Vocals
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